Famous People/Things Viruses

by Imagination's End

I know this concept isn't new, but I decided I would think of my own. I hope your computer doesn't get inffected with these. If these end up being slightly Canadian influenced, well, that's because I am Canadian (although I claim to be Albertan first now). There should be some for all kinds of people in here.

OJ Simpson - You can see it all over the hard drive but nothing ever happens.
Paul Martin - It seems like it may go through and just destroy everything on your system, but then decides to just delete a few files.
Arnold S. - It keeps doing really stupid and wimpy things but it keeps saying that in the future it will format your hard drive.
China - Scans your hard drive and memory for other viruses then copies them.
Reform - Keeps trying to make other viruses do something useful but never actually does anything itself.
Quebec - Partitions your hard drive and install the French version of Windows and translates every file on it's partition into French.
Metallica - Devastates files and really screws things up, but then in order to get more users to like it, it stops.
Kurt Cobain - Keeps track of how many computers it is on and if it ever exceeds a million self destructs because it is too famous.
Star Wars - Does some really mean things and promises to do more, but never does.
Ralph Klein - Promises that within 5 years all the files on your hard drive will be deleted.
Saskatchewan - It would truly be surprising if this virus could do anything at all.
Civil Servant - Being such a useless virus there are many utilities that get rid of it.
East Coast Fish - I can't tell you, it doesn't seem to exist anymore.
Jean Chretien - It does something different all the time but never really accomplishes anything.
Bloc Quebecois - Creates thousands of files and uses up a lot of resources so that you can't get anything done.
Israel - Keeps a close eye on the cursor and if you get to close to it's icon it threatens to terminate all applications.
Iraq - Tries to delete files, but it can't. So it tries again and again and again.