Guns Are Fun

• They look neat.
• People tend to scatter when you pull one out.
• That look on people's face when they are about to die is cool.
• They give you a sense of power and make you cool
• You don't have to be kidding when you say "I'm gonna kill you".
• You don't have to pay for things when you carry a gun.
• It's much more effective than a knife.
• You can practice being a sniper.
• Last longer than hand grenades.
• Don't have to put up with lousy marking.
• It's more universal than "F*** Off!".
• Quickest way to kill yourself if needs be.
• Good way to get around a curfew.
• Cops are less prone to give you a ticket if they're dead.
• No waiting in line at the grocery store.
• Cheapest way to take a plane to the Bahamas.
• You can take hostages.
• If the opening comedian really sucks you can shoot him/her.
• Lasts longer than hitting your opponent with a bar/pipe.
• Just because.
• You can make really cool poses in the mirror.
• You can be a full fledged anti-abortionist.
• Kill the aliens that keeps abducting you and have proof that they were doing it.
• It works a lot better than the criminal justice system.
• If you are young enough they can't do anything regardless of how many people you kill.
• REAL Guns are much more fun at a carnival than those stupid light guns.
• You can get the best parking spots.
• Holdups are a great way to make money.
• If the cable goes out you can get answers really quickly.
• Even if you run out of bullets it is a great bludgeoning weapon.
• They can be hidden almost anywhere.
• Olympic judges will be much more lenient towards the team you represent.
• You can mimic criminals more accurately.
• Don't need a security system.
• They're an easy gift to get people for Christmas.
• You can run through the hallways playing DOOM.
• It's fun to shoot blindly in the night and get up next morning to see what/whom you hit.
• They're quite easy to learn how to use.
• If it's a slow day for news you can create your own.
• Cheaper than explosives.
• You no longer have to put up with your neighbour's dog.
• You no longer have to put up with your neighbour.
• Your spouse is more prone to listen with a hole in his/her leg than a few bruises on his/her face.
• If you get a lot of people together with guns of their own you can make music.
• It really is fun when somebody loses an eye.
• If you see a jumper you can save the rescue crew some time by just shooting the jumper.
• You can shoot your kids if they get out line.
• You can work at the post office.
• You can get beeped (when walking through the metal detector) for a real reason when at the airport.
• The ability to kill that big stupid purple dinosaur.
• Lot lighter than a flame thrower.
• Makes you preferable for selection into a gang.
• Hey, it may not be legal but euthanasia sure is fun!
• You can shoot yourself if you support any of this.
• The natives are friendlier when you have a gun. - Vlad

This is presented satiricly and I do not support any of these comments. Guns present a serious problem in our society, and the sooner we get the problem under control the better off we all will be.

NOTE: Guns themselves do not poise a problem, it's the fucking idiots who get to use them. Unfortunately with or without a gun this incompentant people will manage to hurt others, thus gun control is not an answer.